So I did. And below you'll see a quick and dirty explanation of how I went about making these projects so you can do them too!
1. Start with any box that is roughly square, I used an old box from baby wipes
2. Use full sheets of brown to cover sides of box. You can use any adhesive you like. (If you prefer only one face, cover 3 sides)
3. Stack several sheets of black construction paper and cut them into squares that are roughly 1/6 the width of your box. It's better to err on the side of too large because you can always overlap them; too small and you'll have gaps between your squares, or you'll need to add an extra and they won't line up.
4. Following the pictures above, use 6 squares of black across the top of the face, then one on each side of the face just below the top row. Then to create the mouth use 3 squares, centered on the bottom, and a half square above each side of the mouth.
5. (optional) follow step 4 on opposite side of box to create another face.
6. Create the eyes using a square of white, with a half square of black placed on top and position on face.
7. Use a small square to make the nose. I did not have a good color for this, so I simply cut a square of brown packaging tape and stuck it on for the nose.
8. Cover the entire top of the box with the black squares (and back of head if you chose not to create the optional second face)
9. Following the second picture above, apply 2 full rows of black squares along top of box, then continue down center until you reach the bottom of the box (or for one face, continue down 2/3 of box, leaving brown exposed next to face).
Pin The Tail on The Pig:
1. Start with a large sheet of paper, foam board, cardboard, etc. I didn't have a single large sheet, so I used invisible tape to piece together two sheets of 11x17 printer paper.
2. Place a full sheet of pink construction paper for the pigs body. It should be slightly to the bottom right of center. Perfection is NOT necessary! Leave a space un-stuck for the legs to go under.
3. Use 4 rectangles of pink for the pigs legs and place them under the body as pictured above.
4. Cut a square of pink paper about 6"x6" and place as shown for head.
5. Cut a square of red paper about 2"x2" for the nose and place on face. (Optional: cut a few smaller squares and place on pigs back for freckles)
6. Using black and white paper, create eyes as shown above that are slightly wider than they are tall and place on face.
7. For tail: cut a long strip, about 2" wide of pink. Cut a long strip about 1/2" wide of red. Using invisible tape, tape them together as pictured blow. Then cut along dotted lines (about 1/2" thick) to create tails.
And you're done! Have each kid write their name on their piggy tail and affix a small piece of tape to it. Spin 'em around a few times, and see who gets the closets. Enjoy the laughter the ensues.